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Oan Jokes

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What do you call someone who masturbates to the hosts on OAN?

A Q-cummer

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An Englishman and a Scotsman are enjoying a night out...

And suddenly the Englishman turns to the Scot and says: "You know, my dear fellow, I do so love the way the Scottish dialect sounds. Would you have any easy pointers in how I could sound more Scottish?"

The Scot agrees and tells him one simple trick. "A'richt noo gang huv a go it oan that gro...

Scottish Husband: There was a good film on tv last night, the boxing one with that guy Sylvester...?

Wife: Stallone?

Scottish Husband: No it’s not still oan, it was oan last night

A Scottish couple, were getting their child christened

Halfway through, The minister glances at the father and says, 'Your daughter's name?'

The father whispered, “Spindona.”The minister thought the name a bit odd, but he went ahead and christened the baby Spindona.

As he did so, baby's mother burst into tears and the father furiously ...

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