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Nice Guys Finish Last Jokes

Y’all remember that saying “nice guys finish last”…

Well I spent my entire life being nice and haven’t finished last once 😒

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW. Y do nice guys finish last.....

Because our ladies always cum first.

“Nice guys finish last” is a good thing.

Women hate it when the guy finishes first.

“Nice Guys Finish Last”

Actually, they usually finish first. But if they’re truly nice, they’ll help you finish, too.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Nice Guys Finish Last

I hate it when I am about to finish and as a gentlemen I ask: "Where do you want it?"

Then she tries to be all sexy and whispers seductively: "Anywhere you want."

Then all of a sudden she's blind and I'm an asshole.

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