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Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, and her brother Bill are at Mulder's house party. They all gather around a pizza box with only 3 slices left.

SCULLY: Mulder, there isn't enough for each of us to have two. You'll have to share.

MULDER: I want two. Bill, leave.

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What is the name of Mulder's porn folder?

The XXX-Files

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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