What game do you get when you are moving house?

Pac Man

I'm currently moving house. Has anyone got some spare cardboard boxes?

My ex won't let me live with her.

TIFU - I made a bad decision and now I can't get my laptop fixed.

FYI This is a story from last year, not today.

So I had a laptop that was playing up. The screen kept going all janky. One day there was a popping noise and a smell of burning plastic, so I thought that was enough and I contacted the service department.

I found out they had an office...

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The Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

Here are the Top 10 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes!

1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng


2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle


3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical q...

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A husband and wife were preparing for a night of wild sex..

When suddenly, before it happened the husband died.

The wife was devastated and left unsatisfied. She decided to cut off his penis and keep it to pleasure herself, and she stuck it on a wall, and used it almost daily.

Somehow, a neighbor found out about it, removed the penis, put a hol...

My wife and I went to see a realtor.

"Have you guys considered moving houses?" he asked.

I said, "No, we don't like caravans."

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