To be sung: When you scuba dive, and an eel grabs your thigh,
that's a moray.
What’s Dean Martin’s favourite eel?
That’s a moray.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore
When you suddenly squeal 'cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray!
When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek
that's a moray!
Visiting the aquarium, Dean Martin's son asked him what kind of eel was in the tank. He replied...
"That's a moray."
When an eel bites your eye and you think you might die..
...that’s a Moray.
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I'll see myself out...
When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. When your eyes glass over and shine like you’ve broken your spine, that’s a moray. The ambulance bells will ring, and they’ll ting And you’ll siiiiing “That’s a moray” When the jaws open wide and there’s more teeth ...
When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel...
... That's a moray.
A fish goes into an underwater psychologist's office...
"You've got to help me, doc," the fish says. "I've never been so upset."
The psychologist - who can somehow speak and survive in the ocean - adjusts his glasses and tries to project a welcoming demeanor. "Well, I'll certainly do what I can," he says, "but first, I'll need to hear about your p...
Trip to the aquarium joke
The other week I was in the aquarium having a whale of a time (pardon the pun). I saw sea horses, sharks, turtles, the whole shebang. But I couldn't wait to get to my favourite creature. I don't know why but I've always been fascinated by eels. I did a project on them in primary school and since the...
What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?
"It's a Moray."