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Moray Jokes

What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

That's a Moray.

What do you call an eel with a talk show?

Moray Povich

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When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.
When your eyes glass over and shine like you’ve broken your spine, that’s a moray.
The ambulance bells will ring, and they’ll ting
And you’ll siiiiing
“That’s a moray”
When the jaws open wide and there’s more teeth ...

To be sung: When you scuba dive, and an eel grabs your thigh,

that's a moray.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore

When you suddenly squeal 'cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray!

When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek

that's a moray!

What’s Dean Martin’s favourite eel?

That’s a moray.

What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

That's a moray!



I'll see myself out...

When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel...

... That's a moray.

Why is the eel considered the most romantic animal?

Because its a moray.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

"It's a Moray."

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

A fish goes into an underwater psychologist's office...

"You've got to help me, doc," the fish says. "I've never been so upset."

The psychologist - who can somehow speak and survive in the ocean - adjusts his glasses and tries to project a welcoming demeanor. "Well, I'll certainly do what I can," he says, "but first, I'll need to hear about your p...

Trip to the aquarium joke

The other week I was in the aquarium having a whale of a time (pardon the pun). I saw sea horses, sharks, turtles, the whole shebang. But I couldn't wait to get to my favourite creature. I don't know why but I've always been fascinated by eels. I did a project on them in primary school and since the...

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