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Monia Jokes

Doctor 1: I’m afraid you have pneumonia.

Patient: What’s pneumonia?

Dad Doctor, bursting into the room: Not much, monia, what’s pneu with you?

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NSFW John had married Eileen, as she was a rules girl, she'd kept herself pure until her wedding night.

As Eileen took off her wedding dress, John undid his shoe laces. Eileen noticed for the first time John's size 10 shoes were padded with foam he pulled his feet out of the shoes and they looked like baby feet. She said "My, haven't you got tiny feet?" John looked embarrassed, he said "I had toe-sill...

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