Dolly Parton has invested $1m in the Moderna covid vaccine
It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living
how many people have been vaccinated all across the globe?
i dont have the exact number, but its probably moderna few.
COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.
Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...
True Story: My wife took my 15 year old daughter to get her 1st...
Pfizer vaccination on Friday night at a local CVS. The place was packed and there was an older couple there thanking everyone for getting vaccinated. When my wife and daughter got home they were telling me about how packed it was. My daughter mentioned the older couple and said that when they tha...
A remix of a classic
A fellow was ~~stuck on his rooftop in a flood~~ going about his regular business in the middle of a pandemic. He was praying to God ~~for help~~ to keep him safe.
Soon a man ~~in a rowboat~~ with a Pfizer vaccine came by and the fellow shouted to the man, "~~Jump in~~Roll up your sleeve, I c...
Ebola, Sars and Covid walk into a bar...
Suddenly all the hotties from Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Janssen, Sinovac and Novavax surround Covid.
Ebola asks Sars, "Why is Covid getting all the attention?"
Sars replies, "This is what happens when you go viral."
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Twas the week before Christmas
‘Twas the Week before Christmas by Canttake Itany Moore
‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the city
The virus still raged. The year was still shitty.
The cars sat snuggly, all still in the street.
There was no place to go. No friends to meet.