Moderna Jokes

You only get one shot.

It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living

He says, “ just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don’t mean she knows how to make a vaccine!”.

i dont have the exact number, but its probably moderna few.

I think he needs to adopt a more Moderna pproach to medicine.

Suddenly all the hotties from Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Janssen, Sinovac and Novavax surround Covid.

Ebola asks Sars, "Why is Covid getting all the attention?"

Sars replies, "This is what happens when you go viral."

A fellow was ~~stuck on his rooftop in a flood~~ going about his regular business in the middle of a pandemic. He was praying to God ~~for help~~ to keep him safe.

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