Mitzi came back from a weekend at her grandparents' house and told her mom she's never staying there again. "They just sat around the whole weekend and had nothing on!"
"Nothing on!," her mother cried out in horror.
"Yes," said Mitzi, "no TV, no computer, no Xbox..."
Mitzi told her friend that she’s now working in theatre.
She said, “Yes, I’m responsible for handing out the roles”.
Her friend asked, “Isn’t that a difficult job?”
Mitzi replied, “No, every toilet has one.”
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