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Mean Girl Jokes

My daughter said she's struggling with a mean girl at school

I advised her to tell her that she's average.

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Why is a mean girl like a tampon?

They're both stuck up cunts.

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What happens when a mean girl dies?

They write an o-bitch-uary

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Once upon a time, there lived in the United States a really mean girl named Fanny

Because she was so mean, nobody liked Fanny, so she didn't have any friends. She realized the error of her ways, so she moved to the UK in order to start a new life. Fanny decided to be as nice as she possibly could so that she could make friends. However, she took it to extremes, to the point th...

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