Lou Costello : Well that’s gonna cost you overtime because I’m a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal : A union man only works eight hours a day.
Lou Costello : I belong to two unions.
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A Scottish guy is sitting in his local pub drowning his sorrows in whisky.
He says to the barman "So you build 30 houses in the village and walk down the street do people say *'there goes McDougall the home builder'* no they don't!"
He waves for another whisky and continues "Then you save 4 children from a burning house and when you walk down the street do they say ...
The Best Bar in Town
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At McDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink,...
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