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Mazel Tov Jokes

People say “Mazel Tov!”

Because they don’t know how to spell “congrajewlations!”

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What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?

Mazel tov cocktails

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Whaddya call a flaming Jewish Congratulatory Drink?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail!

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What did the Russian Jew throw at his bar mitzvah?

Mazel tov cocktails

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Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them

Mazel Tov Cocktails

^(I am **so** sorry)

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.

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