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Mansplaining Jokes

My wife asked me what "mansplaining" means

...now what am I supposed to do?

My wife told me she is so sick of my mansplaining, and if I don't stop she's going to throw me in a deep hole with water in it.

I know she means well.

If you are a man explaining something, you are "mansplaining." If you are a woman explaining something, you are...

"Wrong"

A friend told me the new term for Mansplaining

Correctile Dysfunction

What is the opposite of mansplaining?

Missunderstanding.

What is the scientific name for mansplaining?

Correctyle Dysfunction

The real reason my wife hates when I mansplain

When catch myself accidentally over explaining something to my wife, I turn it into a joke about mansplaining; by first explaining what mansplaining is and then over-explaining what mansplaining is, but she never understands it because she’s a woman.

My wife accused me of mansplaining the little details

So I had to put it in broad terms

What's the main problem with mansplaining?

Most women use the terminology wrong. You see...

What's the most frustrating thing that can happen to a man?

When their wife misuses the word "mansplaining".

I tried mansplaining to my girlfriend,

things went awry, and it soon turned into ex-splaining!

Is it still mansplaining if you're explaining it to another man?

"Nah, bruh. Let me tell you... this is how it works..."

Her: I’m leaving. I’m sick of your constant mansplaining. I’m surprised you didn’t see the writing on the wall.

Me: It’s called graffiti, Karen.

My wife is always telling me off for mansplaining

I prefer to think of it as me giving her my testostermony.

The opposite of mansplaining is womansplaining. I could explain it to you but...

Have you even listened to a word I said?! I didn't think so! God! Why do I even try with you!

A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is.

I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now.

Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining...

Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just don’t get women. My girlfriend says that I have a real problem with mansplaining everything and if I don’t stop, she’ll throw me down a hole filled with water. I know she means well

And when I told her that, she lost her shit and threw me out of the house. Women!

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