Long Distance Relationship Jokes

I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

Or as she likes to call it, a “restraining order”

A guy walks into his usual local bar and orders a beer. "All alone tonight? Where's your girlfriend?" the bartender asks. "My girlfriend and I are trying this whole 'long-distance relationship thing'," he tells the bartender. "Well, that can be hard," the bartender says. "You're telling me. I have t... read more

A woman and a man met on Tinder and began a long distance relationship. They would communicate everyday but their distance was always 1548km apart. Eventually, the woman could no longer bear the distance apart and asked for a break up. The man said nothing. The next day, the woman noticed the distan... read more

I'm moving the fridge to my room.

They don't work out.

My imagination.

Because they'd miss each other.

All four people are happy.

Lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

I say we have a “long distance relationship.”

She says I have a “restraining order.”

She didn't want a long distance relationship.