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Long distance relationships are hard...

I haven’t seen my girl for a month and worst I haven’t had sex for a couple of weeks...









—Jose Cervantes

Fat people in long distance relationships.

They don't work out.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Has anyone tried long distance relationships? I have and I hated it, i couldn't take it anymore, So...

I moved..... My fridge to my room.

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