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Lago Jokes

Why did Trump take documents about classified nuclear programs to Mar-a-Lago?

He was just Putin them somewhere safe.

Trump will move to Mar-a-Lago once his tax returns go public

That will be his last resort

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Derby winner Medina Spirit turned down an invite to Mira Lago...

...saying if he wanted to see a horse's ass he would have come in second.

What did Manafort say when he bumped into trump at Mar-a-lago?

“Pardon me.”

Donald Trump claimed his trips to Mar-a Lago didn’t cost the taxpayers anything.

He paid for them with Frequent Liar miles.

(Thanks, father in law)

Three days ago, in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, Donald Trump was visited by the ghost of George Washington.

"George," Trump asked, "how can I fix this? How do I make America great again?"

"Never tell a lie."

"I don't lie. Go away."

Two days ago, he was visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.

"Hey, Tom, how do I fix this? How can I make America great again?"

"Listen to ...

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A racist, a rapist, and a President walk into a bar...

...in Mar-a-Lago. The bartender says, "Good Morning Donald, all by yourself today?"

What did Michael Cohen say when he bumped into trump at Mar a Lago last week?

Pardon me Mr. President.

Donald Trump invites Obama, George W Bush and Bill Clinton to Mar-a-Lago for a President's weekend.

They decide to play volleyball, Democrats vs Republicans. As they walk to the court, Bush asks Trump, "I gotta ask, why didn't you release your tax returns?" Trump replied, "Well, I was going to eventually, but as the public became more demanding I felt like caving in to that kind of pressure would ...

advisor: Mr. President, you need to give a Christmas address to the nation.

Trump: Just tell them to send my presents to Mar-a-Lago.

Doctor told his patient he has 2 months to live.

So he killed his doctor and the judge gave him 20 years.

Can't survive in Lagos if you're not smart.

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