Knock Knock Jokes Jokes - 14 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes Jokes

Whoever invented the knock knock jokes

Should get a Nobell prize.

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Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?

Hey r/Jokes,

My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Cause' freedom rings

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Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes recieve?

The No Bell Prize

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Any good knock knock jokes for little ones?

I know I'm supposed to have a joke here but my 3 year old is obsessed with knock knock jokes lately and I'm out. Help a dad out here

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Are knock knock jokes allowed?

Knock knock...
"Who's there?"
I eat mop....

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What sea creature likes knock knock jokes?

A Knocktopus

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Knock Knock Jokes in Nazi Germany

Knock knock

Who is there?

*kicking the door in
WE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!

Why can't dogs tell knock knock jokes?

Because they start barking before they can deliver the punchline.

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Knock knock jokes

Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter.

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Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.

She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.

Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:

Me: who's there
She: pig
Me: pig who?
She: pikachu

That was the ...

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Dont post another knock knock jokes

Walter: because I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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My six year old daughters first non-knock knock joke, told as a knock knock joke

Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: Why did the chicken climb up the ladder and back down again?
Me: Sweetie, this isn't a how knock knock jokes work.
Her: Dad, this isn't a knock knock joke
Me: Okay.....
Her: To get to the other slide

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