Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?
Hey r/Jokes,
My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...
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Cause' freedom rings
Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?
Because there's always Whos there!
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes recieve?
The No Bell Prize
Any good knock knock jokes for little ones?
I know I'm supposed to have a joke here but my 3 year old is obsessed with knock knock jokes lately and I'm out. Help a dad out here
Are knock knock jokes allowed?
Knock knock... "Who's there?" I eat mop....
What sea creature likes knock knock jokes?
A Knocktopus
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Knock Knock Jokes in Nazi Germany
Knock knock
Who is there?
*kicking the door in WE ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
Why can't dogs tell knock knock jokes?
Because they start barking before they can deliver the punchline.
Knock knock jokes
Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter.
Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.
She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.
Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:
Me: who's there She: pig Me: pig who? She: pikachu
That was the ...
Dont post another knock knock jokes
Walter: because I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
My six year old daughters first non-knock knock joke, told as a knock knock joke
Her: Knock Knock Me: Who's there? Her: Why did the chicken climb up the ladder and back down again? Me: Sweetie, this isn't a how knock knock jokes work. Her: Dad, this isn't a knock knock joke Me: Okay..... Her: To get to the other slide
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