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Jewish Cemetery Jokes

My coworker was showing off a tattoo, and I said I couldn't get any for myself.

I said, "if I got a tattoo, I couldn't be buried in a Jewish cemetery."

"Oh! I didn't know you were Jewish!"

"I'm not. That's the third reason I couldn't be buried in a Jewish cemetery."

Cemetery

Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery?
A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole.

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