Jenny Craig Jokes - 6 Hilarious Jenny Craig Jokes

What streets are most Jenny Craig's on?

Broad Weigh

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Jenny Craig for Men

I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight loss.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a repr...

Jenny Craig

I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig.

I think I broke her leg!

When you spend 3 hours in line at Jenny Craig to see a weight loss consultant . . .

You over wait.

Why couldn’t the esthetician go on a diet?

Because it’s too difficult to eat Jenny Craig when you already have Mary Kay on your face.

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The Shit List (from the office fax machine 30 or so years ago)

**THE SHIT LIST**

GHOST SHIT:

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

TEFLON COATED SHIT:

Comes out so slick, clean & easy you didn't even feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toile...

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