Inside Joke Jokes

Because we're too afraid to go outside

So would a lot of homeless people.

Girlfriend: Tell me the most romantic thing you can possibly think of!

Boyfriend: I love you almost as much as Reddit hates children.

Hope to be part of one someday

Ask your parents how you were born.

Because not everyone gets them.

I wonder why?

"What is it?" I asked.
"Oh its nothing, just my baby doing standup."
"Really?" I inquired. "What did he say?"
"You wont get it." She laughed.

"It's an inside joke."

It is very interesting to look at the relationships and intricacies that make an inside joke so funny and sometimes even create a personality of its own. It would be awesome to see all of your stories! I would love to hear why they are funny to you and your friends. How long has the joke been goi... read more

Apparently it was an inside joke

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

For example, if we wanted to say, "it's in the fridge", we'd instead say "it's inside the fridge".

One day, my parents caught onto this. They asked me why I was saying "inside" instead of "in".

I responded,

"it's an inside joke".

Inside jokes.

Must be an inside joke

They must all be inside jokes.

"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.

"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

I asked what was so funny and he said "you wouldn't get it, it's an inside joke"

I saw a couple coworkers waiting to go in. I stopped and told them a joke, but they didn’t laugh at all.
It must’ve been an inside joke.

Don't worry if you don't get it. It's an inside joke.

I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.

Inside jokes.

You know what the least popular are?

Knock Knock jokes.

It was an inside joke.

But as an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.

I have this great joke about stomach contents?
Actually never mind you wouldn't get it, its an inside joke.

It's quarantine.


Don't get it? Oh well, it's an inside joke..

only telling inside jokes

They can only make inside jokes.

My friend asks, what's so funny?

I reply, "I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."

Out of no where, she starts giggling.

I asked, "Are you okay, ma'am?"

"Oh yes, I'm fine. My baby just told a joke."

"A joke? Seriously? What did it say?"

She replied, "Oh, I'm not sure you'd get it. It was an inside joke."

Because everything's an inside joke.

Because it was an inside joke

"I feel like my girl will be an athlete, she kicks so much in there it's unbelieavable!"

"Oh, I'm sure mine will be a comedian."

"How can you be so sure?"

"You wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke."

I told my sister not to stand near the trees in our back yard. I don’t know what it is they just seem shady.

How do you have a party in space, you planet.

Why can’t Ewoks shout in the house. They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon. Because she’ll ... read more

All Dads are to now begin using Inside Jokes.

...a really good inside joke.

...The bartender looks up, and says: "I'm afraid I can't serve you like this out here, but go through that set of doors and the main bar will help you out. This is an inside joke!"

Inside jokes.

Now that people are only sharing inside jokes.

My wife sure got her kicks from it. It was an inside joke.

because they’re all just inside jokes.

Sorry you might not have gotten it because it’s an inside joke

INSIDE jokes.



y'all have a great day :)

From now on they’ll only be telling inside jokes

It was our little inside joke

It's an inside joke.

I wrote something funny on a paper and hid it inside a cupboard. No one could get it. It was an inside joke.

An inside joke.

I have a feeling that after the stay at home orders are over there are going to be a lots of inside jokes.

They are both engaged in a conversation when all of a sudden, one of the surgeons starts laughing hysterically. A dermatologist walks over to their table to join them. He asked the surgeons, "what's so funny?" One of the surgeons replies, " you wouldn't understand. It's an inside joke. "

Homeless people never get inside jokes.

When he finally does, he says "sorry, it's a inside joke".