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Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

Because they can’t even.

Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3s, 5s and 7s?

Because they can't even.

Did you know that koi fish will travel in groups of 4 for safety?

>!When in danger, kois A, B, and C will flee and escape, leaving behind the Decoy.!<

Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?

To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.

It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5

Because they can’t even

Why did Soviet policemen always walk around in groups of three?

One could read, and was needed to read ID documents in case of an arrest.

One could write, and was needed to write down the names for punishment.

The third one was needed to keep an eye on these two dangerous intellectuals.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?

Because it says "No Trespassing".

Why don’t illegal immigrants ever cross the border in groups of three?

Because of all the No “Tres”passing signs that are posted

When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...

That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.

Due to Covid, the seven dwarves have been told that they can only meet in groups of 6.

One of them isn't happy.

why do kgb agents work in groups of three?

one reads, another writes and the third keeps an eye on these 2 intellectuals

Why do EMTs always travel in groups of two?

Because they're a pair-a-medics!

Criminals who work in groups should be proud of themselves.

They’ve accompliced a lot.

In group projects, they call me the task manager

I **control** the group, **shift** the blame, then proceed to **escape**

Why do cells grow in groups?

The have to mantain homie-ostasis

What do you call the Avenger that's not really part of the main group and usually only plays a small role in their missions?

Peripheral Vision

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