The Human Cannonball act will not be returning to the circus.
They can’t find a man of the right caliber.
The human cannonball retires.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
The local circus fired the human cannonball a few hours ago
The performer went ballistic and witnesses confirmed the performer was over the hill
I got a job as a human cannonball.
I was immediately fired.
In a tragic accident, the circus' human cannonball was killed today.
When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus...
The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"
I recently got a job as a human cannonball
Unfortunately I get fired multiple times per day.
A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.
One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do.
The husband answered, "This is a disaster. I don't know where I'm going to find another woman of her caliber."
Human Cannonball
Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, "We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre".
Did you hear about the man who got job as a human cannonball?
He was so excited he went ballistic.
Following a particularly good year, the circus decided to spend their profits on a human cannonball exhibit
After the cannon was delivered, they realized that the manufacturer got the dimensions all wrong. The barrel was so narrow that only a child could fit inside, and a child would never be allowed to perform such a dangerous act.
Months went by and the cannon remained unused, until one day...
Did you know that the human cannonball circus act has a mortality rate of about 50%?
The other half didn't fare much better. They were all fired
Rolando worked all his life in the circus.
He joined the circus young, and worked his way up from stable boy, to apprentice tumbler, then became a human cannonball. He was fantastic at it, shooting higher and farther than anyone had ever gone before. He also did some aerial tumbling that really excited the crowds.
But he grew unhappy...
The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting
Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another man of your caliber?"
A man and his wife are looking for a job
The man, unable to find any employment in his field, decides to apply for anything he can find in the hopes of earning enough to feed his family.
A few days later, he comes home overjoyed. His wife enquires, and he happily said he found a job as a stuntman in a circus! The pay is good, he ha...
The Moscow State Circus are sad to announce...
The passing of their Human Cannonball. A spokesman said they hoped that one day they might be able to find a replacement, but aren't sure they'll ever find another man of his calibre.
The Great Jamboni
The great Jamboni, eccentric human cannonball known for taking his lucky donkey to all his performances, escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jamboni was taking off. It took the surgeons three hours to remove Jamboni’s head from his ass
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