"I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you."
And that was how I lost my job as a hostage negotiator on the first day.
A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street
The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has.
The terrorist says: "I gotta count".
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