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Hitchens Jokes

When Christopher Hitchens was on his death bed he called for a priest...

And converted him into an atheist.

The onion family

(A colleague just told me this yesterday, and I remembered Christopher Hitchens telling his version on a CSPAN stand-up several years ago during an election so I searched and it's [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ITT3NOLJk) if anyone is interested.)

A mother, father and daughter onion ...

A Buddhist goes to a hotdogvender.

He asks him: "Make me one with all"


After the vender give the Buddhist his hotdog, the Buddhist gives the vender 20$. The vender puts it away and goes on with his business.
The Buddhist asks: "and my change?"

The vender replies: "change comes from within"



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