One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?...
I hate static caravans
Every time I put my key in the door, my hair sticks up.
Harrison Ford said this joke on Jimmy Fallon
Two cannibals walk by past each other in the woods in opposite directions. Cannibal 1 says to the other, "hey, how's it going?".
Cannibal 2 replies "not so good, I ate something funny".
Cannibal 1: "really ? Like what?
Cannibal 2: "a missionary"
Cannibal 1: "well, how d...
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, so he walks to a nearby farmhouse...
The salesman is a very, very good looking guy. The farmer answers the door and while waiting for a tow truck, the farmer tells him he’s got three beautiful daughters who are itching to get married. The salesman tells him he’d be delighted to meet them. He says it’s always been his dream to marry an ...
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