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A man from stockholm decieds to move away from the grinde of the big city and buys a house in northern sweden out in the middel of nowhere

After having bougth his house and get settled a local comes to his house and greats him
"Hi! im your closest neighbour and i wanna invite you to a welcoming party!"
The stockholmer is pleasnetly supprised and agrees
"Alrigth! ill see you tomorrow! but just so you know thiere is gonna ...

You know what really grindes my gears?

When I don't push the clutch down far enough.

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Did you hear that one about the butcher who got his ass caught in the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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