Spille Jokes

Dog gone

It was the best game of Hungry, Hungry Hippo I've ever seen.

Waiter: "No problem, I'll get you another one".
Husband: "Make sure the next one likes sports".

This one's on me.

he became naive.

My boss said it was Grounds for dismissal.

Waiter, waiter...there's soup in my fly!

My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.

...and all I got was this tea shirt.

I told him, "Don't worry about it, it's all water under the fridge now".

...now it won't go to sleep.

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dro... read more

It was a cider attack

It was an Absolut loss

I know it was just an accident, but I'm still bitter.

Because he had some chick-pea all over him.

Now I got mayo knees.

Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, “OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!”

Then silence.

A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!”
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I know it’s not original or anything, it was just stuck in my head and had to get it out, please don’t hate.

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,

"Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it...
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went withou... read more

in one fluid motion.

So his mother gave him and earful.

It caused a traffic jam

Police are combing the area

**Teacher gave her class this assignment: ask your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it.**

Following day the kids came back and one by one go through their stories.

There were all the regular things - never too old to learn, never give up, no crying over spilled mi... read more

Now every lane is the sloe lane.

Must be the Corona Virus

RIP.
We had some good times..

Good thing I had another one in the fridge.

I was about to throw it out, but there's a lot of water under the bridge.

It became a T-shirt

The first week, the pastor preached about commitment and how we should dedicate our lives to serving one another. The music minister led the song "I Shall Not Be Moved."

The second week, the pastor preached about tithing and how important it was for the congregation to contributed to the chu... read more

That's a salt.

Motorists are reported to be in a pickle.

I spilled the beans.

Do we have any papal towels?

It was quite the waste of thyme

It was a real traffic jam

I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted.

I could return it in time, once I find the cereal number.

I was like : " ONOO^- "

Cleaning it up was a massive waste of thyme.

Caused a traffic jam.

And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don‘t Kikkoman when he’s down

A messycan

Yeah, I spilled it on her..

It was a pretty l'eau point in his life.

(L'eau is French for water)

Punchline

Guess she had Tostitos.

I never heard the end of it.