Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself

Sorry, just practicing

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer’s, and all prison guards at Maxwell’s detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...

You guys need to lay off Ghislaine Maxwell...

She just wants to settle down and have kids

So sad to hear about Ghislaine Maxwell's tragic suicide ...

Oh wait, that's tomorrow, right?

Well, might as well get this out of the way...

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.

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