This really hot chick in my apartment complex told me she wants us to be "friends with benefits".

Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?

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Do you know what they say about "friends with benefits"?

... they just cum and go.

What song do friends with benefits usually play?

You've got a friend in me.

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.

Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

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A girl told me she wanted to be "just friends".

I said "Can we be friends with benefits?".

She said "So, you just want sex?".

I said "No, I want you to add me on your health insurance.".

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Sam and Bessie

Sam and Bessie were friends with benefits in their retirement community. One day, Sam and Bessie are sitting on the bench outside of the old folks' home. "Hey Bessie?" Sam asked. "Yeah, Sam?" Bessie replied. "Do you mind putting your hand on my penis?" He asked. "Sure," she said.

Two days la...

My roommate recently had me added to her insurance.

Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits.

I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies...

It'll be called Friends With Benefits.

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