Friends With Benefits Jokes - 12 Hilarious Friends With Benefits Jokes

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Do you know what they say about "friends with benefits"?

... they just cum and go.

When you said “friends with benefits”…

… I assumed you offered a dental plan.

A really hot gal in my apartment complex said she wanted us to be "friends with benefits"

Does anyone know where I can get a group health insurance plan?

What song do friends with benefits usually play?

You've got a friend in me.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits.

I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.

Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

I was talking to a coworker about how I remember using a rotary telephone. She said "Wow. You're dating yourself."

I looked down at my hand and replied "No. We're just friends with benefits.".

My ex and I only stay together because of shared insurance.

We're friends with benefits.

My roommate recently had me added to her insurance.

Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits.

I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies...

It'll be called Friends With Benefits.

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Sam and Bessie

Sam and Bessie were friends with benefits in their retirement community. One day, Sam and Bessie are sitting on the bench outside of the old folks' home. "Hey Bessie?" Sam asked. "Yeah, Sam?" Bessie replied. "Do you mind putting your hand on my penis?" He asked. "Sure," she said.

Two days la...

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