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Five Guys Jokes

You know who ate Five Guys before it was cool?

Jeffery Dahmer.

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What's the difference between Serena Williams and a shady Five Guys?

One serves you tennis balls and the other serves you ten-ish balls

Who eats Five Guys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Jeffrey Dahmer.

[True story] A coworker never heard of the burger restaurant “Five Guys”

And his daughter told him “I had five guys last night and I’m not feeling well now.”

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What can you say at dinner and also during sex?

In ‘n Out or Five Guys?

Me: grandma have you ever tried Five Guys?

Grandma: at once?!

*in case you don't know, Five Guys is a burger joint*

A woman goes deep sea fishing with five guys.

She came back with a big red snapper.

What’s a bukkake-lover‘s favorite fast food restaurant?

Five Guys.

Five guys walk into a Burger King.

In-n-out.

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I was driving with my wife trying to figure out what to have for lunch

I asked her, "what do you want"?

She said "five guys".

I slapped the shit out of her.

What did the convicted cannibal choose for his last meal?

Five guys

So I dated this white girl once. We're where driving around looking for a place to eat. I asked her have you ever had five guys

She said once but she was really needing the money

I asked Jeffery Dahmer if he wanted to go out for burgers...

…but he told me said he’s good; he’s got Five Guys at home.

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I take my anal the same way I take my burgers

Smashed and involving Five Guys

what did Jeffery dahmer say after eating at a fast food place

This does not taste like five guys

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a time traveler?

He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.

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What's the difference between a homosexual and a glutton?

The former likes five guys, while the latter likes Five Guys.

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There's this guy Doug.

There's this guy Doug and he just moved into this new neighborhood. He asks his neighbor down the street if there's any places he should check out.

"Well dude I know of this one place down on 36th where you can pay $20 to have five guys kick the hell of you. It's painful at first but afterwar...

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