My ex who cheated on me with 5 guys without condom used to love instant noodles.
Guess you could say she liked Raw'men
5 Guys From Knock-Knock Jokes
5 guys--Boo, Woo, You, Ach, and Who--meet up for lunch. They describe their experiences knocking on random people's doors. The conversation goes as follows:
Boo: Whenever I knock on someone's door, the person who answers the door is crying.
Woo: Whenever I knock on someone's door, t...
What's the difference between 5 guys and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
I had 5 guys once...
But it was dark so there could’ve been 6 or 7
Saw my ex girlfriend getting beaten up by 5 guys at a bus stop, so as a human being I had to step in and help...
She didn't stand a chance against the 6 of us
what do you call 5 guys who fell down the stairs?
an ambulance
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch.
She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4.
There were 5 guys and a girl on a deserted island
After a week, the girl was so ashamed with what she had been doing to the guys, she killed herself. A week later, the guys felt so ashamed with what they had been doing to her, they buried her. After another week, the guys felt so ashamed with what they had been doing to each other, they dug her bac...
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The other day I was walking through town and I took a shortcut down an alley way. I got jumped by 5 guys, and managed to knock one out.
Probably not the best time to have a wank though
Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys?
She came home with a red snapper.
The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys.
He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time.
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