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Family Car Jokes

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A family of four are riding down the highway in the family car….

Dad is driving, Mom is in the front passenger seat, boy and girl are in the back seat. When all of a sudden a BIG purple dildo flies up and smacks the windshield and flies right over the top of the car. Dad looks at Mom, Mom looks at Dad, neither know what to say, then Mom tries to play it off and s...

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A dildo hits a family car...

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off th...

Why is the kia Carnival named as such?

Because when you have a eleven seater car, and it is your family car, YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT IT WILL BE A CARNIVAL.

What costs the most money to keep running?

5th : a family car

4th : a boat

3d : a tank

2nd : a warship

1st : a girlfriend

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And this is the worst joke I know...

So a teenage girl walks up to her dad, and asks to use the family car. The father agrees, but only if she gives him a blowjob. The daughter things this is really gross, but really needs the car at the same time. So she goes down on her dad.


A minute later, she looks up at him and says 'Da...

This kid passed his driving test . . . .

This kid passed his driving test and said to his dad:

"How about me borrowing the family car dad?"

His dad said:

"You get your grades up to a B, read your Bible a little more and get your hair cut then we'll talk about you borrowing the car."

A month or so later his dad s...

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