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Expiry Date Jokes

The expiry date printed on food always ruins the surprise,

there should be a spoiler alert

Expiry date

A wife to her husband: “Honey,what are you doing?”,
Husband: “I’m reading our marriage certificate.”
Wife:”what for?”
Husband:”I’m looking for the expiry date....”

The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed

The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

What's the worst thing to use beyond its expiry date?

A friend with benefits.

What gets fresher as the expiry date approaches?

Expiry date.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The one thing I don't fuck with past its expiry date.

Condoms.

A guy was studying a document.

His wife says, what are you looking at that for?

Nothing he replies.

Well you been looking at our marriage certificate for ages.

He said, I am looking for the expiry date.

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