A paladin goes in to a mechanic's shop, and says "Hey, you've got to help me. Normally, I'm a perfect, upstanding paladin. I help old ladies cross the street, I tithe, I slay evil demons. But when I get in my car, I only have the urge to cause property damage and run people over. What's going on?"...
C3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo are taken prisoner on an alien planet
The Millennium Falcon had to make an emergency stop on an uncharted planet. The trio is greeted by a hostile alien race and placed in a horrendous prison.
After some time they are taken in the night to some kind of tribunal where they are told that all outsiders are regarded as evil demons an...
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