A man gets a call from his doctor after a drug test.
"You've tested positive for opiates." The doctor said.
The man quickly replied: "Oh I had a bagel with poppy seeds earlier."
"Yes well you also tested positive for cannabis, LSD, and cocaine."
"...It was an everything bagel."
Doctor: “the test results came back...”
“...and you’ve tested positive for opiates...”
Patient: “I ate a bagel this morning.”
Doctor: “...and meth, cocaine, marijuana, oh and you’re pregnant.”
Patient: “it was an everything bagel.”
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