I went to high school with a guy named Eugene Lipschitz, but he hated his name so after high school he changed it...
...to John Lipschitz
What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?
The second one is a race for the cure.
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Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, "My heart is in Oregon."
She replied, "I know what a heart is!"
Mikhail Kalashnikov visits the United States (based on true story)
For the first time, the legendary father of the AK-47 visits the United States. On his first day there he goes to a shooting range and meets up with Eugene Stoner, the father of America's M16. They discuss the advantages and disadvantages of each of their creations to which Eugene Says:
"My ...
Good News! We’ve discovered the cure for cancer!
Bad news: It’s eugenics.
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks...
Eugene and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Eugene would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Eugene, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Eugene and Edna ...
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Jean suspects her husband is gay
She confronts him about it one day and asks him, “Do you even love me?”
“Of course I do! I love you, Jean!”
She starts crying and screams “I KNEW IT! WHO THE IS EUGENE?!”
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