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Escobar Jokes

Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids

Pablo Escobar gets his comeuppance

Back when Pablo Escobar was still a small time crook, he was known for peddling his product in the shady street corners of his home town.

One day during said nefarious activities, a bunch of local children rode by on their bikes and recognized his face. They promptly reported the heinous crim...

What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book?

Two kilo mockingbird.

If a drug lord created a chocolate brand, what would it be called

EscoBARS

I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep...

I think I have Narco-lepsy.

What do they call a talkative Colombian?

Hablo Escobar

Do you know how much pressure did the Cartel put on the Columbian goverment in the 80s?

1 escobar

What do you call a bar that sells cocaine (oc)

Escobar. Came up with this sometime after watching narcos.

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