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The broom and dust pan will be kept in the hall closet from now on...

...and I'm considering other sweeping changes around here.

Two dust pans were dry ..

I was like dude, get a broom already!

I've never used the dust pan I once bought...

It's been collecting dust in the closet for years.

I used to brag to my grandson about how many girls I picked up at Auschwitz.

He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.

How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz?

With a dust pan
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