A Russian meets his friend. He says, "Dima, my friend, you look so grim, what's the matter?"
"You see, Petya, every night my wife keeps having dreams where she's seeing Putin" says Dima.
"So?" says Petya.
Dima replies, "Yesterday I yelled at her and told her to stop seeing him."
"What happened next?" probes Petya.
And Dima replies, "Last night, I had a dream wher...
The PR team of Coca-Cola decided it was time for something big...
So they called Putin with an offer.
"Hello, Vladimir Vladimirovich, we have a very special offer for you. For 20 billion dollars you will return Russia's old flag, the communist one and with tiiiny tiny letters in the upper right corner will be the logo of Coca-Cola."
Now Putin didn't ...
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