Derp Jokes - 4 Hilarious Derp Jokes

Teacher asks derp

Teacher: Derp, you are in a forest and a bear is getting close to you, what do you do?

Derp: I run.

Teacher: The bear is also running.

Derp: I run faster.

Teacher: The bear is also running faster, you can't outrun it.

Derp: I... climb in a tree!

Teacher: The...

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My favorite joke of all time.

A man calls information for a phone number (this happened before smart phones)

Anyway, the man asks for Derp Smith in Derpville, California.

The operator says "I have many listings for Derp Smith, do you have a street name?"

The man thought for a moment and replied

"Well,...

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Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny...

Because 9/11 jokes are not funny.

^^Derp ^^:D

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What is the difference between anal and oral sex? (First ever upload)

Nothing, they both spout shit every now and then.

You can tell this is my first upload because I derped. The set up is meant to be, "What is the difference between anal and oral?"

My apologies, harsh cats of Reddit.

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