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what is the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old

Dead baby jokes are terrible

If youโ€™re gonna tell one, just abort it.

On a historic day like today I expected more dead baby jokes

Guess I will have to travel out of state to find those too

Dead baby jokes are really distasteful NSFL

Especially considering how many babies you have to kill before it stops being funny.

A lot of people don't laugh at my dead baby jokes.

And that's fine. I guess you had to be there.

I put together a list of 288 dead baby jokes to post.

I decided not to post them because it would be two gross.

QUESTION: Are we allowed to make dead baby jokes here?

if so, I gotta swing home and grab one out of my freezer

Anti vaxx jokes allow dead baby jokes to live on.

Unlike the non vaccinated kids.

dead baby jokes

Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph?
A. stopping it with a shovel.

Dead Baby Jokes?

A mother who has just given birth waits expectantly for the nurse to return so she can hold her baby. A few minutes pass, and the nurse enters with the baby in her hands. The nurse then drops the baby on the ground, stomps on it's head and kicks it out of the window. The mother starts screaming 'My ...

I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy

But sometimes you have to abort

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