Dad Bod Jokes - 11 Hilarious Dad Bod Jokes

Whoever coined the phrase “dad bod” missed a golden opportunity...

Should've called it "the Father-figure"

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Lots of guys aren't too happy with getting a "dad bod" eventually in life. But I'd say im pretty excited for it

Because it's the closest thing I'm gonna get to having a father figure in my life

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I don’t have a “dad bod.”

I have a father figure.

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What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod?

An auntie-body.

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A dad bod is like a poorly designed website.

The best part is below the fold.

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Please refrain from calling an expanded gut on a man “Dad Bod”…

It is more accurately defined as a Father Figure.

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She leaned over and said, "I love your dad bod."

I shrugged and replied, "yeah, it's growing on me."

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At first I thought I was only attracted to dad bods...

But then I realized I just wanted a father figure.

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What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?

They are both easy to get.

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[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...

Just want father figures in their lives.

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How was Jesus Christ so ripped?

You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?

CrossFit

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