Whoever coined the phrase “dad bod” missed a golden opportunity...
Should've called it "the Father-figure"
Lots of guys aren't too happy with getting a "dad bod" eventually in life. But I'd say im pretty excited for it
Because it's the closest thing I'm gonna get to having a father figure in my life
I don’t have a “dad bod.”
I have a father figure.
What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod?
An auntie-body.
A dad bod is like a poorly designed website.
The best part is below the fold.
Please refrain from calling an expanded gut on a man “Dad Bod”…
It is more accurately defined as a Father Figure.
She leaned over and said, "I love your dad bod."
I shrugged and replied, "yeah, it's growing on me."
At first I thought I was only attracted to dad bods...
But then I realized I just wanted a father figure.
What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?
They are both easy to get.
[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...
Just want father figures in their lives.
How was Jesus Christ so ripped?
You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?
CrossFit
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