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Cunning Linguist Jokes

You may be a master debater...

But I'm a cunning linguist.

I wasted my life

I fear I've wasted my life. I spent years and years learning Latin, Spanish, Mandarin, and Swahili but it turns out I just misheard my uncle when I though he told me "girls love a cunning linguist".

What did the cunning linguist say to the angry german?

Why so sour, Kraut?

I took a girl home last night after telling her I was good with my mouth...

We stayed up all night chatting, she eventually stormed off and I'm not sure why, maybe she doesn't think I'm the cunning linguist I claimed after all?

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Little Johnny is a cunning linguist

Teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn about multisyllabic words. Can someone give me an example of a multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

Little ...

What do you get when someone “Goes Down” on a smart and clever world language expert?

A Cunning Linguist

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Nsfw.The hard of hearing genie.

Three people ran into a genie on their way home.
The genie was holding a sign that read he will grant one wish per person, but the he is hard of hearing so wish carefully.
The first wisher, a young man, yelled his wish.
A twelve inch penis.
What he got was a twelve inch pianist.
The s...

Eating your family is wrong, but eating your wife isn't.

This sounds wrong, but I'm no cunning linguist.

Why do guys tell jokes when trying to pick up women?

Because ladies love cunning linguists

Why should you date a guy who speaks multiple languages?

Because he's a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Why do women date witty writers? NSFW

Because they enjoy cunning linguists.

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