I tried very hard to pass my culinary school finals
But I'm still constipated.
My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school
She graduated Summa Con Queso.
What do you call a graduate from culinary school who likes to eat ass?
A colonary expert.
A guy goes into a restaurant for lunch.
After careful consideration, he decides he will have a bowl of the day's soup. The waiter praises him for his decision.
"Ah, excellent choice. The chef makes the soup fresh each day from only the freshest, locally-sourced ingredients. It is completely organic, and there are no additives or pr...
My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school.
She said it would be a high whisk environment.
I learned in Culinary School today the only way to cut Onions and not cry.....
You have to not become emotionally attached to the Onion.
Why should you hire an accountant that went to culinary school?
Because they know how to cook the books.
Whenever you're serving a dish with a hollandaise sauce, make sure to use a chrome plate.
Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.
One of my chefs at my culinary school told the class this one and we got out early because we couldn't stand to be in the room with him any more.
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