Chess Grandmaster Jokes - 10 Hilarious Chess Grandmaster Jokes

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I beat a chess grandmaster in only three moves

Turns out he's pretty shit at karate.

I'm friends with a Chess grandmaster from Prague, but I can't pronounce his name

Is it OK if I just call him a Czech mate?

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What is it called when two chess grandmasters have sex in Prague?

Czechmate.

Two Chess Grandmasters sit down for a Drink

They get a little tipsy, and their tongues loosen up.

Charles: “My wife has been awfully quiet recently. I think she may be having an affair.”

Digory: “...”

Charles: “Well come on man, don’t be so glum.”

Digory: “Charles, I have a confession about my last mate.”

Ch...

Why do chess grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?

Because every good chess player makes a move for a Czech mate.

What did the chess grandmaster do when the big tournament was stressing him out?

He took the knight off.

CNN: "Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"

Shoulda castled earlier.

A chess grandmaster blundered his rook by moving it from the E file to the F file instead of the G file

What a rook-e mistake!!!

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Chess Champion

The reporter asked the reigning chess grandmaster "What do you do before your games ?"

"Well", said the champ, "I never have sex on the night before a big match"

"Does that help you concentrate? "

"I'm not sure" he sighed "I don't have sex any other night either".

Your move.

I had lunch with chess grandmaster magnus magnuson last week. It was a lovely Italian restaurant with a chequered tablecloth though.
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It took him three hours to pass the salt.

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