Check Engine Light Jokes - 7 Hilarious Check Engine Light Jokes

my check engine light was on…

so i popped my hood, my engine is still there? so don’t really know what it’s talking about???

*rolls eyes*

stupid car

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COVID-19 is like a check engine light, at first you're like, "fuck, this is terrifying"

But after a while you'll be like, "fuck, I need to get to work!"

A penguin is driving when he sees a check engine light on. He takes his car to the mechanic and then goes for ice cream.

A penguin is driving when he sees a check engine light on. He takes his car to the mechanic and then goes for ice cream. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks ...

My check engine light just turned on.

I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute.

A man sees his check engine light come on, and it is also misfiring as well....

He sees a discount car repair place and heads toward it. He sees a sign that says "Free check engine

light reset" but he knows he needs more than that due to the behavior of the car. So, he mentions

what is going on to the front desk clerk and hands over the keys. The man notices a ja...

A man is out viewing a car, which he potentially plans to buy.

The car's price is $90000.
"The windows can't roll down, the check engine light is on, and it's making a weird noice when I change gear, why would I ever pay so much money for this car?" the potential buyer asks.

"Well, that's true, but the gas tank is entirely fu..." the seller says bef...

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If Microsoft made cars.

Disclaimer: This Joke was made in the 1990's in response to comments that if the automobile industry kept pace with Silicone Valley cars would be much more advanced. The origin is the Mid 1990's
However at close retrospect some of this now happens.

At a computer expo (...

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