A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."
‟On what grounds?”
‟Grounds? We have a couple of acres outside the town, but it does have a big lawn and some fruit trees so it's not like empty ground."
‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”
‟Yes, ...
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An old woman was being interviewed regarding her pending divorce...
An old woman was being interviewed regarding her pending divorce. The judge asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About a four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said. "I mean what is the foundation o...
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