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What is black and yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.

What's black and yellow and goes "Ahhhhh"

A school bus falling off a cliff.

What do you call a black and yellow insect that isn't overly confident in itself?

A humblebee.

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Two men go hunting in the woods

After a couple of hours, one of them goes into the bushes to take a leak. The man's buddy hears a scream and runs up to him.

"What happened to you?" the buddy asks.

"A snake bit me in the dick!" he answers, pointing to the snake, kicked to death. "Call 911!"

The buddy picks up h...

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Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong...

I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times.

have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song?

black and yellow

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