Bicycle Stand Jokes

Because it was two-tired!

The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small pla... read more

It was two tired.


PS: Saw this somewhere on Facebook not my original.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired.


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