Did you hear Twisted Sister performed for the "Geologist of the Year" award ceremony?

They played "I Won A Rock!"

Why cant you trust Italians at an award ceremony?

They've been known to rig a Tony

Two professors were at an award ceremony.

An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"

The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."

The second professor interrupted

"And yet you've managed to...

At an award ceremony

And the award for "most secretive person" goes to john!

John: I can't tell you guys how much this award means to me

TIL There's a huge, televised award ceremony for coke dealers held every year...

They call it the grammies

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This year's Feline Rear of the Year award ceremony went horribly wrong

It was a cat ass trophy

The laziest person award

There was an award ceremony for the laziest person in the world. Many lazy people came to the award show but nobody among them was awarded. Turns out the laziest person was too lazy to attend the award show.


So they went to the laziest persons house to give him the award in person. He wa...

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