I got fired from Arby's because I couldn't quit scratching my junk.
I don't see what I did wrong! I mean, I had gloves on.
What do you call a traitor of Arby's?
An arbitrator!
Why does congress have as much meat as Arbys?
Because something's really fishy with all these turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork.
What do you call Arby's Barbeque sauce?
ARBYque sauce...
I'll see myself out the door lol~
The creator of Arby's was a pirate.
He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"
I was just driving past a dog food factory and it smelled really good.
Now I want Arby’s.
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Wrong Answer
Wife: Sends a pussy pic to her husband. Husband: Great you're still at Arbys, grab me BIG ROAST BEEF .
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey..
It was a cruel and unusual thing that cost me the best years of my life to a crippling depression. Whatever joy i had only seemed to dwindle over time, as my hokey pokey induced stupors reduced an eternal bond to several years of a loveless marriage.
And believe me, I tried so ha...
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