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Communist Arby’s

We have the means.

I got fired from Arby's because I couldn't quit scratching my junk.

I don't see what I did wrong! I mean, I had gloves on.

Why does Hilter hate going to Arby's?

They keep giving him Au jus sauce.


I'm going to hell.

What do you call a traitor of Arby's?

An arbitrator!

Why does congress have as much meat as Arbys?

Because something's really fishy with all these turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork.

What do you call Arby's Barbeque sauce?

ARBYque sauce...

I'll see myself out the door lol~

The creator of Arby's was a pirate.

He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"

I was just driving past a dog food factory and it smelled really good.

Now I want Arby’s.

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Wrong Answer

Wife: Sends a pussy pic to her husband.
Husband: Great you're still at Arbys, grab me BIG ROAST BEEF .

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey..

It was a cruel and unusual thing that cost me the best years of my life to a crippling depression. Whatever joy i had only seemed to dwindle over time, as my hokey pokey induced stupors reduced an eternal bond to several years of a loveless marriage.




And believe me, I tried so ha...

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